We have a boy!

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
08/22/2016 at 19:45 • Filed to: Boy

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I can’t tell any of our family and friends because we are having a reveal party on September 4 for all of them. But we just had our 3-D ultrasound and voila! A boy.

I’m happy. I wanted a boy. But there’s a tiny bit of sadness because I think I kind of wanted a girl, too.

Also. His name is Chandler. The girl name we had picked out was Phoebe. Bet y’all can’t guess where those were from.

Have a car photo for your time.

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EDIT: Those of you that are my Facebook friends, please don’t say anything until after September 4th!


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 19:48

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Congratulations!!!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 19:49

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As the father of three daughters: kiss my ass congratulations!


Kinja'd!!! MrFurzzy > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 19:50

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Congratulations!!! Make sure to start corrupting teaching him about cars while he is young


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > MrFurzzy
08/22/2016 at 19:52

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We’re decorating the nursery in cars! Haha


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > lone_liberal
08/22/2016 at 19:52

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Correct! My wife’s all-time favorite show and my second favorite!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 19:53

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Congratulations! A baby boy gearhead!


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 20:02

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Congratulations, did you start lobbying for recaro car seats yet?


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 20:10

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You should have lil smokies at the party.

Congrats.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 20:17

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Congratulations! Is this your first?


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 20:18

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Congratulations. Enjoy the funniest take on becoming a father ever written.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 20:26

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The day he gets home from hospital, go-kart lessons will begin!


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 20:38

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Congratulations!


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
08/22/2016 at 20:44

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Yeah. We've been married four years as of this June.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > lone_liberal
08/22/2016 at 21:17

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Before our twins were born, we were having the sonograms, but we didn’t want to know if they were boys or girls. The nurse did a great job of making sure we wouldn’t see and, one day, I asked her, “Since most sonograms look like a weather pattern over Oklahoma, how do you know?” She said, “You have to know where to look, and it looks like either a turtle or a taco.”


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 21:23

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Congratulations!


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > mazda616
08/22/2016 at 21:40

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A 3-D ultrasound? So it’s three boys?

But seriously, congratulations!!!


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > ttyymmnn
08/22/2016 at 21:50

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When proud parents-to-be show me their sonogram pictures I always smile and nod and make appropriate “awwwe” sounds but in reality it usually just looks like random static to me. I have better luck with those hidden picture 3D posters than I do with sonograms so I’m not sure if I could tell a turtle from a taco.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > mazda616
08/23/2016 at 07:21

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Congratulations! We also had a boy first, and our girl is due in *gulp!* 2 weeks! Best job in the world...


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > mazda616
08/23/2016 at 10:25

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WHOHOO!!!!

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I have a 6 month old son and it’s fucking amazing! I was gonna be happy either way but when they said it was a boy I damn near passed out because I could barely contain myself. I had honestly never experienced that level of excitement ever before.

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mazda616
08/23/2016 at 15:32

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Awesome - congrats!